“All the good ones are all either married, gay, or secret traitors to the House Harkonnen.” — All the single ladies on Arrakis.

“All the good ones are all either married, gay, or secret traitors to the House Harkonnen.” — All the single ladies on Arrakis.

(via ohyeth)

4 October 2011 ·

Fuck you, make me.

Fuck you, make me.

22 September 2011 ·

Great moments in headline writing over at sfgate.com. 

Great moments in headline writing over at sfgate.com. 

24 August 2011 ·

My favorite part of the trailer for Contagion. I like to imagine her motivation was thinking about making out with Michael Douglas in A Perfect Murder.

14 July 2011 ·

A true tale of inspiration.

A true tale of inspiration.

29 June 2011 ·

I am not the only one with questions, apparently. Gonna go light my cable modem on fire now brb.

I am not the only one with questions, apparently. Gonna go light my cable modem on fire now brb.

4 June 2011 ·

villagevoicemedia:

San Francisco Giants to Create “It Gets Better” Video for LGBT Youth 
The San Francisco Giants have confirmed plans to create a video for “It Gets Better.” They’ll be first professional sports team to join the campaign, aimed at curbing LGBT bullying and teen suicides

villagevoicemedia:

San Francisco Giants to Create “It Gets Better” Video for LGBT Youth

The San Francisco Giants have confirmed plans to create a video for “It Gets Better.” They’ll be first professional sports team to join the campaign, aimed at curbing LGBT bullying and teen suicides

17 May 2011 ·

On Bin Laden Killing Tech Blogging

parislemon:

The information in the image above is not surprising at all. But still pathetic.

Imagine that, you write 35 200-word posts featuring the words “Bin Laden” in the headline and they pull in traffic on the day it’s one of the most searched terms ever

Were any of those stories really about technology? A few, maybe. But none were given the actual attention that a story of such magnitude deserves. It was a pure traffic/SEO play.

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In my dream world, there is a Panda-esque update to Google that essentially knocks down any content with keywords featuring the top 100 terms in Google Trends that has been created in the past 24 hours — outside of a few, vetted outlets. Would this be unfair? Yes. Would it make the Internet a VASTLY better? Also yes.

4 May 2011 ·

FUCKING NOPE.

FUCKING NOPE.

26 April 2011 ·

Hey all: wanted to wait until it was a sure thing, but: I got the internship. Moving to New York tomorrow. Excited. Scared.

Hey all: wanted to wait until it was a sure thing, but: I got the internship. Moving to New York tomorrow. Excited. Scared.

15 April 2011 ·

About Me

I'm Jake Swearingen, writer/editor type guy in Los Angeles. I'm the web editor for LA Weekly. I like the Internet and I believe in you.